I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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