Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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