the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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