On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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