Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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