he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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