It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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