Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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