so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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