How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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