new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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