your thong is hanging out like whoa
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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