That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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