Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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