He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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