Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
