Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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