i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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