what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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