Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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