McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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