her vagine was all disorganized.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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