How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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