Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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