My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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