fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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