I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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