we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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