Me too!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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