Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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