I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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