it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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