I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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