It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
