Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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