it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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