We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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