she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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