I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Couch. On fire.
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