I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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