so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
my liver is dry heaving
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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