Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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