its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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