I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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