i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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