and you said cock pushups were impossible
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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