Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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