I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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