She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I came so hard my ears popped.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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