If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
